Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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