Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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