But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Randomize
