hell yes lets make some ravioli
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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