Sry I called you an 8
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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