sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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