Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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