Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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