This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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