You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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