its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Bring me that man meat
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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