Dual....:-)
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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