please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
