Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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