2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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