They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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