he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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