Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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