Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's just like the Real World with babies
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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