I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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