Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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