NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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