Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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