I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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