you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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