whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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