So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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