we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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