Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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