that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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