i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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