the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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