I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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