Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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