My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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