C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
BRING THE BAGELS
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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