If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My dick has a subreddit
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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