Umm I'm too high to move.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Two words: nipple clamps
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