just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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