Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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