So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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