My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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