Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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