Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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