There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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