its not stalking. its research.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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