I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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