What a fucking waste of an outfit
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Randomize
