We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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