How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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