so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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