as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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