wakey wakey hands off snakey
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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