i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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